cold hard life facts

sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, you're going to accidentally drop a mattress on them or light them on fire.  if you're lucky, they'll have nine lives and will survive your atrocious skills as a mother.

  at some point you're probably going to forget the name of someone you know really really well.  this will likely happen at the most embarrassing moment possible.  be prepared.


one day you'll be old enough to realize how cruel you were as a kid, and you'll wish you could go back to apologize and give your victims a hug {i like to think that if it's not possible to find those people as adults, the universe gives them a karmic hug on your behalf - it's never too late!}.

you know that thing you put in your bag before leaving the house and then decided you wouldn't need it so you put it back at the last minute?  yeah, you're definitely going to need that.


skirts are not guaranteed to remain close to your body like pants and shorts do.

choose your underpants accordingly.

one day you too will be an adult and feel exactly like this:



funny because it's true.
{see more of lev's awesomeness here.}